1… set of bunny ears, furry tail, tight strappy pink tank top, and shiny pink pants

15… drunken bastards out for a night of carousing and debauchery

2… different tables at the restaurant asking “is it your birthday or something?”

13… assorted jägermeister, tequila, scotch, red bull + vodka, and other miscellaneous shots

1… muff dive, complete with whipped cream!

2… bouncers telling us “sorry guys, we don’t do stags”

3… tourists stopping you and asking to have their photo taken with “that cute bunny guy”

4… lap dances at 2 different peeler bars

6… other guys on stags yelling “hey dude, you think that’s bad, check out this ball and chain!”

14… guys standing around you chanting “hop! hop! hop!” every few minutes as you walk through Gastown :)

… running into your fiancée and her friends while you’re standing out front of your 2nd strip club of the night at 2am with your 10 shitfaced buddies…

priceless.

congrats lawrence! :)

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